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PostSubject: haha   haha EmptyMon Jun 22, 2009 5:31 pm
there were 2 muffins baking in an oven, 1 muffin said to the other 'god its hot in here', the other muffin said 'OMG a talking muffin' lol!
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PostSubject: Re: haha   haha EmptyThu Jul 02, 2009 8:25 am
here's something for you'all...not sure if it qualifies as a 'joke' but its funny...its a plaque hanging by my telephone---

HELLO, WELCOME TO THE PSYCHIATRIC HOTLINE
If you are 'obsessive-compulsive' please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are 'co-dependent' please ask someone to press 2.
If you have 'multiple personalities' please press 3,4,5 and 6.
If you are 'paranoid- delusional' we know who you are and what your want. just stay on the line so we can trace this call.
If you are 'schizophrenic' listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are 'manic-depressive' it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.

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PostSubject: Re: haha   haha EmptyFri Jul 03, 2009 1:08 pm
hahah you always have funny jokes lol Very Happy Smile Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: haha   haha EmptyMon Jul 06, 2009 5:57 am
cheers lol! lol! Basketball
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PostSubject: Re: haha   haha EmptySat Jul 11, 2009 7:59 pm
hehehhe- question is, which button/buttons would you press?!? Shocked Very Happy hehehhe....
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PostSubject: Re: haha   haha EmptyThu Sep 24, 2009 7:17 am
Ok please remember this is only a joke!

How do you turn a cat into a dog? Set it on fire it goes WOOF!

I have to admit i'm not sure any of my other jokes would be suitable for a public forum haha Icon_redface
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PostSubject: Re: haha   haha EmptyFri Sep 25, 2009 8:51 am
lol, i have that problem too! haha Icon_twisted
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What is a cat?


- Cats do what they want.

- They rarely listen to you.

- They are totally unpredictable.

- When you want to play, they want to be alone.

- When you want to be alone, they want to play.

- They expect you to cater to their every whim.

- They are moody.

- They leave hair everywhere.

- They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.


Conclusion: They are tiny women in fur coats. haha Icon_biggrin
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PostSubject: Re: haha   haha EmptyMon Oct 19, 2009 11:51 am
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PostSubject: Re: haha   haha EmptyMon May 02, 2011 7:04 am
sweeetnlowww wrote:
here's something for you'all...not sure if it qualifies as a 'joke' but its funny...its a plaque hanging by my telephone---

HELLO, WELCOME TO THE PSYCHIATRIC HOTLINE
If you are 'obsessive-compulsive' please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are 'co-dependent' please ask someone to press 2.
If you have 'multiple personalities' please press 3,4,5 and 6.
If you are 'paranoid- delusional' we know who you are and what your want. just stay on the line so we can trace this call.
If you are 'schizophrenic' listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are 'manic-depressive' it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.

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