Someones taking the Michael

Im sat here drinking beer with Chocko on my knee, everytime i take a swig she does the gulping noise and then burps when i stop swigging, im getting a complex!!!

that's alright debbie,i get this everytime from jasper,i wonder who he's learned it from

In this particular case im not guilty!!! I came in tonight and she said "Do you want to come out? Come on" Despite me telling her it is past her bedtime guess who got her way? Shes now sat on my shoulder telling me a right tale about Chocko!